Archive for the Sex and the City Category

“I’m so bored I could die” [Sex and the City]

Posted in casting, North Americana, Sex and the City, video on January 31, 2009 by jetsamjr

When I first read that Kristen Johnston might play Patsy in the long-rumoured US remake of Ab Fab, I wasn’t sure if she was up to playing a washed-up booze bag. Then I remembered this scene from Sex and the City, and decided she’s juuuuust right for the role:

LOL!

Carrie’s not knocked-up [Sex and the City]

Posted in movies, news, North Americana, Sex and the City on November 27, 2008 by jetsamjr

Sex and the CitySarah Jessica Parker has knocked down rumours that Carrie will get knocked-up in the next Sex and the City movie, saying pregnancy doesn’t seem like a choice her character would make. So I guess this means that cinema’s most unnecessary sequel will have to rely on other contrived plot points to fill 90 minutes.

The glamorous zombie corpse that cannot be stopped [Sex and the City]

Posted in movies, news, North Americana, Sex and the City on November 7, 2008 by jetsamjr

Sex and the CityKim Cattrall has seemingly confirmed that Sex and the City: The Movie II: The Sexening is set to become a reality.

Urgh. Seriously: what could this movie possibly be about? It’s not like Big can break up with Carrie again. It’s not like the girls can go on another road trip. Maybe an unexpected foray into science-fiction is on the cards?

Ironically, this is one of the worst British accents I’ve ever heard [Sex and the City]

Posted in North Americana, Sex and the City, video, WTF? on August 26, 2008 by jetsamjr

Wow, this is bad:

Moley moley moley [Sex and the City]

Posted in gossip, North Americana, Sex and the City on July 17, 2008 by jetsamjr

What with all the important, distracting shit going down in the world, we almost forgot to ask the crucial question: has Sarah Jessica Parker had her infamous chin mole removed? Compare the “after” pic on the left and decide for yourself…

I for hope the answer to this mystery is: yes, she’s had the blasted thing sliced off because it looked five feet tall on cinema screens and was very distracting.

UPDATE: Sources “confirm” that the mole is dead! Long live the mole!

[Link, image This is London]

Journalists can’t resist Miley Cyrus/Sex puns [Sex and the City]

Posted in kids' shows, news, North Americana, Sex and the City, WTF? on July 16, 2008 by jetsamjr

Miley Cyrus wants to star in a “younger, cleaner” version of Sex and the City.

Miley Cyrus needs to shut up – has her purity ring cut off the circulation to her brain or something?

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Sex and the City: The Movie II: The Sexening [movies]

Posted in movies, North Americana, Sex and the City on July 14, 2008 by jetsamjr

Yet again the mighty dollar overrides simple common sense: interest in a Sex and the City sequel (and the pink-hued megabucks it would generate) is growing even though there’s surely nothing much left to say about Carrie Bradshaw and her increasingly haggard friends.

In order to save a lot of time, money and effort, allow me to briefly recap the stupid sequel’s dumb plot: Carrie and Big will endure a relationship drama that ultimately ends happily; Miranda’s unglamorous subplot will be the only one that’s remotely plausible or compelling; Samantha will make penis gags in between gagging on penis; and Charlotte… well, who even cares.

See? Wasn’t that much easier?

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