Archive for the South Park Category

Raping Indiana Jones was never going to end well [South Park]

Posted in news, North Americana, South Park on October 13, 2008 by jetsamjr

Well, this is a shocker: South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker (or is it Matt Parker and Trey Stone? I can never remember or be bothered to fact-check) are in trouble over scenes in last week’s season return, which depicted Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones. Like, literally:



And the two most disturbing screenshots:



Yeah, I’d say Spielberg and Lucas wouldn’t be too pleased about this.

[Via TV Squad]


RIP Chef [South Park]

Posted in North Americana, South Park on August 12, 2008 by jetsamjr

Isaac Hayes left South Park on bad terms (in case you forgot, this is how Chef ended up:

And then he crapped his pants. And then he became Darth Chef), but even so, Comedy Central’s “tribute” to him is so lame it borders on the disrespectful. I hope Matt Stone and Trey Parker have something a little more reverent planned, despite the bad blood.

[Via TV Tattle]

Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled whore [South Park]

Posted in lists, North Americana, South Park on July 11, 2008 by jetsamjr

The top 10 South Park celebrity cameos.


Lost meets South Park [Lost]

Posted in hee!, Lost, North Americana, South Park on May 28, 2008 by jetsamjr

This LOL-worthy rendition of the Losties in South Park form looks pretty old, judging by the fact that it features long-forgotten castaways like Ana-Lucia and Eko (who?) and none of the Others, but Lost fans are whores who will eat up anything they can get (admit it, you know it’s true):

Poor Claire! In South Park form she looks so… sad. Maybe she just found out that she’s dead after all. And why is Jin Chewbacca?

Never break character [South Park – Super Fun Time]

Posted in animation, North Americana, South Park on April 24, 2008 by jetsamjr

Butters is such an adorable, desperately pathetic little schmuck that my heart breaks a little every time someone screws him over. Tonight it was Cartman doing the screwing (how unexpected!), literally dragging poor Butters away from a school excursion so he could play at a fun centre across the street.

The boys left the rest of their class at behind at Pioneer Village, a historical education park where the actors flatly refused to break out of their “1800s colonial settler” characters… even when terrorists invaded. The subsequent Die Hard-style plot wasn’t an arch satire, nor a grandiose adventure (and nor did it have any truly memorable moments, like last week’s dirtiest gag ever), but it was fun and silly enough to make me sad that new South Park won’t be back until, like, forever.

Plus, it featured a buttload of hardcore cartoon violence:


The dirtiest South Park moment ever [South Park – Over Logging]

Posted in animation, North Americana, South Park on April 17, 2008 by jetsamjr

My worst nightmare came true in the latest episode of South Park:the internet stopped working. For good. The very thought of it happening for real makes me break out in a cold sweat.

Randy Marsh is really giving Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin a run for their money in the “cartoon dad with the least dignity” contest. When the internet went out he went to desperate lengths to sate his lust for anything-goes internet porn, uprooting his family to “Californee” in his quest to see Japanese girls vomiting in each others’ mouths. His porn search culminated in one of the dirtiest South Park moments ever – you can see a screenshot after the jump, but don’t say I didn’t warn you… Continue reading

“If you see my penis, just try to catch it with some cheese!” [South Park – Eek! A Penis!]

Posted in animation, North Americana, South Park on April 10, 2008 by jetsamjr

I am definitely going to work “How do I reeeeech deez keeeeeds?” into every conversation I have.

‘Eek! A Penis!’ kept finding ways to get better and better. The mouse with the penis on its back felt like it’d be the funniest bit of the episode… then along came Mickey Mouse’s massive erection. (That must sound really perve-y if you didn’t see the ep yet, but trust me: funny.) And I didn’t think they’d top that, till the mouse sang a moonlight duet with the penis on its back. LOLZ! That sort of fucked-up shit is what keeps me coming back to South Park.

Garrison – who’s finally back to being a Mr – and his desperate quest for a new dick was obviously inspired by the hoopla surrounding Thomas “Pregnant Man” Beatie. Garrison’s what-makes-a-man speech at the end was a tad heavy-handed, as the closing speeches on this show often are, but I’m not sure if Parker and Stone actually believe the words they put in Garrison’s mouth. The “ovarian cancer” punchline kinda suggested they don’t.

Meanwhile, I’m a fan of bizarre Cartman plots so I liked his turn as Mr Cartmanez. It reminded me that while most of the time Cartman is a manipulative douche, some of the time he’s just, um, a manipulative douche…?