Archive for July, 2008

The Oceanic 5 [Lost]

Posted in Lost, North Americana, spoilerama on July 31, 2008 by jetsamjr

Word’s gettin’ around that one of the Oceanic 6 will die in the fifth season of Lost. Well, it can’t be Jack or Kate, because that would ruin Darlton’s precious love triangle. Not Aaron – no way will they ice the kid. Sun? Totally safe – she has to have a happy reunion with Jin, and besides, she’s a mum now. And the fans would go apeshit if Hurley died. So…

[Link, via io9]

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Australians subjected to Sally Fletcher story yet again [news]

Posted in ABC, Australiana, Home & Away, news, Seven on July 31, 2008 by jetsamjr

Channel Seven must be so pissed that the ABC has rehashed their precious Kate Richie saga.

[Link]

You have made me very angry… very angry indeed [animation]

Posted in animation, kids' shows, news, North Americana on July 31, 2008 by jetsamjr

Actually I’m not really angry about the announcement that a live action/CGI Marvin the Martian movie is in the pipeline… I’m just deeply concerned. I mean, I love Marvin – he’s awesome. But I haven’t forgotten Looney Tunes: Back in Action.

Demelza not in vogue at Vogue [Australia’s Next Top Model]

Posted in Australia's Next Top Model, Australiana, gossip, pay TV on July 31, 2008 by jetsamjr

Sweet-on-the-outside-poison-on-the-inside Top Model winner Demelza has surfaced in the pages of Vogue Australia… but she’s only there because it was one of the terms of her victory, not because they like her or anything. While conceding that Demelza “scrubbed up all right”, the mag’s editor Kristie Clements also bitched that “she’s no Alice Burdeu“… which is the modelling equivalent of a Final Smash.

Mohinder does whatever a spider can [Heroes]

Posted in Heroes, North Americana, spoilerama on July 30, 2008 by jetsamjr

This picture does not make me happy:

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Even Jack Bauer has to take a piss every now and then [24]

Posted in 24, news, North Americana on July 30, 2008 by jetsamjr

Most people stopped wondering when Jack Bauer finds time to eat/sleep/pee after 24‘s first season. But some people are still fixated on the lavatorial habits of a fictional character, forcing Keifer Sutherland to explain at Comic-Con that Jack goes to the toilet when he’s offscreen, like, der. Now can we please get over this already?

Speaking of 24, Mary Lynn Ricecube (and her surprisingly hot baby-daddy) gave birth to a baby boy a few days ago. Aww!

[Link]

Miley Cyrus won’t kiss a girl, and she won’t like it [news]

Posted in kids' shows, news, North Americana on July 30, 2008 by jetsamjr

Zooey Deschanel lookalike and pop chanteuse Katy Perry was hoping to pash Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards, but fortunately even 15-year-old Miley isn’t that skanky: she’s refused. Probably because she’s too busy pashing her gay boyfriend and taking suggestive photos of it:

You can tell he’s gay because what straight 15-year-old wears Calvin Klein underwear?

Meanwhile, Miley might soon kill off her tween alter ego Hannah Montana. Disney = not happy.

[Link]