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Heidi Klum carries her own teeth around in a bag [WTF]

Posted in North Americana, Project Runway, WTF? on December 1, 2008 by jetsamjr

Project Runway

No, really:

Heidi Klum’s hotness rating went down a notch last night when she emptied a pouch of her own teeth on Jay Leno’s desk during an interview on his show.

The supermodel explained that she’s been collecting her fallen gnashers since childhood because “we didn’t have a tooth fairy”… passing a yellowed tooth over for Jay to inspect, she told him, “That’s a good one, see.”

Eeeeewwwww!

[Image CelebrityFIX]

Tim Gunn stitches up Miley, Jen [Project Runway]

Posted in gossip, hee!, North Americana, Project Runway on August 31, 2008 by jetsamjr

Tim Gunn thinks Miley Cyrus is “tarty” and Jennifer Aniston is “desperate“. Jeez, Tim, tell us what you really think! I like to imagine that he dispensed these pearls while clasping his hand pensively under his chin and peering over the top of his elegant spectacles.

Kelly Rowland makes it work [Project Runway Australia]

Posted in Australiana, neat!, Project Runway on August 25, 2008 by jetsamjr

When Kelly Rowland promised she would wear the dress that Juli made for her to wear onstage as part of the challenge on last week’s Project Runway Australia, I was sceptical. But look!:

She did wear it at a concert in France. Aww.

[Image News.com.au]

Make it work [Project Runway Australia]

Posted in Australiana, Project Runway on August 20, 2008 by jetsamjr

OMFG Kelly Rowland!

Except… not really. Kelly is famous and all, and I hear that she’s a genuine and lovely person – but a worldwide sensation, she is not. Let’s face it: she’s the poor man’s Beyonce. That said, Kelly’s still a bona fide celebrity, and Helen didn’t have to act all smug and superior about never having heard of her. Shut up, Helen.

By my count, that’s approximately the 633rd “Shut up, Helen” I’ve offered this season. Continue reading

White power! [Project Runway Australia]

Posted in Australiana, Project Runway on August 12, 2008 by jetsamjr

This week the designers had to style an all-white winter outfit – how delightfully racist! The twist? Their models were the contestants booted in past episodes, who competed for a chance to re-enter the competition. Dun dun! Continue reading

Teehee… “rings” [Project Runway – Rings of Glory]

Posted in North Americana, Project Runway on August 8, 2008 by jetsamjr

Honestly, am I the only one who’s having serious problems telling these two apart?:

It always takes me at least three seconds to realise which is which – in reality TV time, that’s like a whole week! Continue reading

Sabotage! [Project Runway Australia]

Posted in Australiana, Project Runway on August 5, 2008 by jetsamjr

Pictured: Petrova’s losing design; Juli’s not-that-disastrous disaster; Lui’s winning gown

Tip: if you’re ever on a reality show, never ever boast about your skillz – even if you do so modestly, a higher power will intervene to ensure your swift elimination. Continue reading