Miley Cyrus won’t kiss a girl, and she won’t like it [news]
Zooey Deschanel lookalike and pop chanteuse Katy Perry was hoping to pash Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards, but fortunately even 15-year-old Miley isn’t that skanky: she’s refused. Probably because she’s too busy pashing her gay boyfriend and taking suggestive photos of it:
You can tell he’s gay because what straight 15-year-old wears Calvin Klein underwear?
Meanwhile, Miley might soon kill off her tween alter ego Hannah Montana. Disney = not happy.