Unsurprising HSM3 spoilers [High School Musical]

Variety has posted its first (mostly positive) review of High School Musical 3, and it reveals some very minor and completely unsurprisingly spoilers about the movie:

• Zac Efron is the star. Gee, didn’t see that one coming
• Troy and Gabrielle’s relationship is a snooze
• Chad is a douche who expects Troy to do whatever he says and gets pissy when he doesn’t (for real, that has been Chad’s only storyline in every single High School Musical film to date; no wonder Corbin Bleu always looks so pissed off at media events)
• Sharpei a) is still a wonderful bitchy turd to everyone, especially her super-gay twin brother, and b) gets an “extravagant” musical number
• Lucas Grabeel is “the most talented of the bunch”
• The script sucks

But I can’t wait to see it!