Can’t get enough of that wonderful Duff [WTF?]
This Scott Cain ditty (recorded when he was 22 and Hilary Duff was 16) is so awful – but in such a way that it’s sublime. The song’s lyrics are even more amazing; among the highlights are “I love her as Lizzy/She makes me dizzy” and “Can’t get enough of that wonderful Duff“.
Brilliant. I hope the person who wrote this song is either a) permanently blacklisted from the music industry, or b) being worshipped as a god in India.