“Box” is also a slang word for television [news]
I was pleased this morning when I read a press release from Seven announcing that Fifi Box is joining Sunrise next year, until I saw the accompanying publicity shot. It’s positively scarifying:
Yikes! In case I haven’t convinced you of the scariness, here it is again:
Aieee! This frightening pic makes Fifi look alarmingly like…
For comparison’s sake, here is Fifi in real life:
I mean, she still looks pretty witchy – I think it’s the cackling grin – but at least she doesn’t look like she’s going to eat your firstborn.