Dancing With the Stars is dumb in every country [WTF?]
DWTS is dumb in Australia because… Channel Seven is reportedly thisclose to signing up Daniel MacPherson to host the eighth season of the show. Pro: he would admittedly be a lot better than the previous host, Daryl Somers. Con: someone once told me he has a small penis. Which isn’t the sort of thing you want to know about the host of a popular family program.
Also, this season’s cast is hella lame:
I mean, I know the show traditionally has a C-list cast and all that, but…
DWTS is dumb in America because… there’s a big hoo-ha brewing about whether or not potential contestant and homosexual Lance Bass will, or should, be paired up with another man if he appears. How PC! I naively thought Dancing was about dancing, when really it’s about making silly and awkward political statements.