When famewhores attack [reality TV]

Reality TV famewhore Tila Tequila was spurned by her chosen lover in the recent second-season finale of her reality show A Shot at Love, and she’s pissed off about it. The busty starlet ranted on her MySpace page that Kristy – the woman who rejected her – is “fake” and only used Tila “to get on TV”. Yeah, because Tila Tequila is really in a position to judge people who’d do anything to get on television.

Tila also wrote this hilarious verse about her not-at-all-staged heartbreak, which is too good not to reproduce here: “Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt. / Can’t wait for this drama to pass… For a long time coming… I let you touch me… now that it’s over bitch… You better start running. Pent up inside… telling these lies… this has gone too far… the world will soon die.” Can I get that printed on a t-shirt?



One Response to “When famewhores attack [reality TV]”

  1. cloaknbadger Says:

    Well, Tila still has her millions of myspace friends as a consolation; and a shot at future MTV2 D-list stardom. She may yet have the last laugh!

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