When famewhores attack [reality TV]
Reality TV famewhore Tila Tequila was spurned by her chosen lover in the recent second-season finale of her reality show A Shot at Love, and she’s pissed off about it. The busty starlet ranted on her MySpace page that Kristy – the woman who rejected her – is “fake” and only used Tila “to get on TV”. Yeah, because Tila Tequila is really in a position to judge people who’d do anything to get on television.
Tila also wrote this hilarious verse about her not-at-all-staged heartbreak, which is too good not to reproduce here: “Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt. / Can’t wait for this drama to pass… For a long time coming… I let you touch me… now that it’s over bitch… You better start running. Pent up inside… telling these lies… this has gone too far… the world will soon die.” Can I get that printed on a t-shirt?