In your dreams, Hef [kids’ shows]

I’m sure this will go down well: Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner has offered Miley Cyrus a spread (no pun intended) in the magazine… after she passes the age of consent, that is.

Sez Hugh: “Sure, she’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady. And I think to make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those [Vanity Fair] photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

Let’s recap. Miley is 15. Hugh is 82. That makes him more than five times older than her. I know he’s renowned for boffing bimbos a mere fraction of his age, but… gross.



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