Big Brother the big bogan [Big Brother]

Whoever voices Big Brother this year clearly needs some elocution lessons: on tonight’s episode (that wanker) Nobbi donned a bit of make-up in a clear plot to get some attention… a ploy that worked, because BB asked him: “How long’s this new look gonna last for?”

Oh dear. First, Big Brother doesn’t use contractions like “long’s”. Second, Big Brother doesn’t say “gonna”. Third, Big Brother should know better than to end a sentence with an unnecessary preposition. Tch tch!

Still, he’s not an inarticulate as Corey; if I hear that spotty little chump fill one more sentence with “an’ stuff like that” I’m going to throttle his little chicken neck an’ stuff like that.

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