[Insert Big Brother/little person pun HERE] [Big Brother]

Big Brother has introduced two more housemates:

Saxon is 22 (really? He looks 32), and believes in UFOs. All very well and good, but the housemate we’re interested in is…

THE MIDGET! At first I was stunned to see a helium-voiced 12-year-old girl in the house, but it turns out Rima (yes, her name is actually pronounced “rimmer”) is actually the long-rumoured little person. She reckons it’s funny when old people fall over, tch tch. People who live in midget houses shouldn’t throw stones.

If you can’t wait till tomorrow’s launch, Behind Big Brother has a rundown of all the housemates.

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One Response to “[Insert Big Brother/little person pun HERE] [Big Brother]”

  1. gullybogan Says:

    I wasn’t sure if they were saying ‘rima’ or ‘rina’. I could have squinted at the TV to see, but that would have been undignified.

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