CSI: Crazy Scene Investigation [WTF?]

Wow, it turns out CSI: Miami‘s David Caruso is really allegedly crazy.

Background: Michael Ausiello has a blind item up about the star of a hit series who suffers from an affliction called “portalphobia”: a fear of entrances, exits or any open doorway. Um, yeah. “Not only do the writers have to make sure not to have the performer coming into or leaving rooms,” writes Ausiello, “but, in the event the lead decides that a door is too close for comfort, entire scenes have to be reblocked, inconveniencing everyone.”

Ausiello’s commenters are quick to out Caruso as the fruitloop, but apparently portalphobia is the least of the red-headed hack’s worries. As Defamer reports, “he can’t walk and talk at the same time (you should see him on stairs), requires dozens of takes for simplest line-readings (which as we all know, he can only do one way), and can’t even put his CSI gloves on on-camera (always a time cut, just watch)”. Ca-ray-zee!

After the jump, the classic CSI: Sunglasses spoof – a gimmick that Caruso supposedly dreamed up himself.



2 Responses to “CSI: Crazy Scene Investigation [WTF?]”

  1. I loathe that pock marked hack. Talk about wooden “acting”. Shame he has a fear of exits, about time he made one. Permanently!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I don’t like the ginger nut either. Get him off TV!

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