Pay TV’s “night of nights” is everyone else’s Monday [pay TV]

As if the smug, self-congratulatory, Denton-less Logie Awards aren’t enough of a cultural cringe, the 6th Annual Astra Awards were held last night to wide-spread disinterest.

Proving that the only people who care about another talentless award night are media whores and party lushes, the event was attended by none other than our D-list best: Sarah Murdoch, Deborra-Lee Furness, Ita Buttrose and Merrick and Rosso each took turns parading on the red carpet while Antonia Kidman and Jimmy Barnes cemented their position among the lonely housewife set by winning the favourite female and male personality awards.

Tellingly, even desperate media outlets who’ll publish the most tawdry gossip have steered clear of reporting from the Astras. If they don’t care, I sure as hell don’t.


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