Oprah takes on a new dimension [hee!]

We all knew this was coming: Oprah has defied the laws of physics launched her own reality parallel to our own:

“Oprah’s working with Dr. [Mehmet] Oz right now to make some fun and exciting changes to the double-helix structure of common DNA,” Guerwith said. “And because Oprah is so giving, you can also expect a few surprises in cellular reproduction, a new and improved visible light spectrum, and maybe even a visit from Gayle!”

Wow! There’s nothing Oprah can’t do… literally!

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