Dicko threatens to steal “Touchdown!” from Mark Holden [Australian Idol]

Ian “Dicko” Dickson has slagged off former fellow Idol judge Mark Holden in an interview with the Courier Mail, and the results are hi-larious… mostly because Dicko threatens to steal Holden’s trademark touchdowns now that Holden’s quit the show.

“I don’t give a shit what he thinks,” says Dicko. “He’s off the show now. What’s he going to do, sue me?”

Ha! Dicko, give us a ridiculously over-the-top “TOUCHDOWN!” when Idol returns later this year, on the condition that you set up a camera in Holden’s house so that we can see the pained, pissed-off expression on his face when you rip-off the only thing he’ll be remembered for.

As if that wasn’t amusing enough, Dicko added this little gem: “I’m thrilled to be not having [Holden’s] stupid orange face butting in all the time and trying to derail me… All I know is the make-up department are thrilled about saving so much money this year.”

Marry me, Dicko.



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